Thursday, February 3, 2011

transcript from a drunk night


I went out for drinks with Mateo and Scott and drank too much. The following is part of a text message chain between my wife and I on my way home:

Wife: 9:59pm - Leavin #&@*^. You havin fun?
Me: leavin now
Me: Where are you?
Wife: Hey, Its 10:30 and Im leaving $&#&#*, just dropped off &^#$^and im getting on N, Q train, XO
Me:what?
Me: why,
Me: U do dat?
Me: Don't
Me: What are you doing?
Me: What's yer problem?
Me: What time is it?
Me: Where's the beef?
Me: I'm cold
Me: Pointy is a cat
Me: with whiskers
Me: on his fizace
Wife:(10:56) At Bway in QNS, Oh God your texts are rolling in. :)

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