Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Motivated and Scrambled Eggs


On Valentine’s Day I had to technical direct a women’s breakfast that a company hosted to inspire and thank the female employees for their contributions to the bottom line. Below are some choice quotes from the spiritual/time management/motivational expert taken completely out of context.

“You have to take all the opportunities that the Holy Spirit gives you.”
“You have to give yourself to yourself before you give yourself away.”
“Science doesn’t explain life.”
“Moisturize your body and give yourself a kiss.”

Applause!

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