First, let me NOT apologize to all my hipster friends. The iPhone sucks! Yeah, drink it in. Retina display, ha! Below are my top 10 reasons the iPhone could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
10. It comes in one size.
9. Ya can't replace the battery.
8. No Google Maps.
7. It has fake multitasking.
6. It's made of fucking glass!
5. It doesn't support 4G speeds.
4. It's losing market share to Android and Blackberry like crazy.
3. Remember the antenna problem? Turns out it wasn't At&t.
2. No Flash support.
1. It's so kitsch that now your Mom wants one.
There you have it. Now, go exchange your iPhone for a Nexus S 4G.
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